irony

So I went to the Superstore to buy some items that I could eat with my cheese, but being a frugal sort of fellow I was disinclined to buy the brand-name "Ritz" crackers, so I saved 80 cents by purchasing the President's Choice product that was next to it on the shelf. The President's Choice box had this to say about it's product:

"Rich & Flaky Crackers"

'Hmm,' I thought. 'A box containing Paris and Nicole Hilton.'



Ba-zing!!!

I'm here all week people!